1. My wife is so smart.
2. I had no idea that Disney World had so many fun rides for adults. Taking “older” kids is totally worth it (well, maybe not worth it, but still fun).
3. It’s best if my wife is only allowed on Pinterest in moderation and only during the spring/fall - when my garage workshop is much more comfortable.
4. Testifying in court becomes almost enjoyable when the person asking the questions is not a lawyer but instead is someone representing themselves.
5. When in doubt, just go ahead and force the dog to vomit. Most likely she’s just ingested yet another dog toxin.
6. Every day is a blessing.
7. My kids may say that they want stuff, but really I think they just want shared experiences to make memories.
8. Deciding where to spend 40+ hours of my life every week is tough. People make the difference - good and bad.
9. Don’t believe everything you are told, even in a professional setting. Trust is everything.
10. My kids remember 100% of the silly stuff I tell them and 10% of the real life stuff I tell them. I’ve now learned to weave real life lessons into those stories of unicorns on the side of Sugar Pike Rd or my truck windows being voice activated.
11. My oldest daughter wants to have conversations, my middle daughter wants to be held, and my youngest daughter just wants to eat and be heard.
12. Teaching young ones what to say (or not say) when exiting a restroom is almost the most important thing to teach them.
13. A drive-through safari sounds good until you realize that the animals drool and stink.
14. Now that the girls are getting through fundamental school things like reading and math, I actually enjoy helping them with critical life skills in their school projects - like building a contraption to safely land a falling egg.
15. It has now been 20 years since I graduated from high school, 15 years since I was joined with my bride, and 5 years since I finally stopped going to college. Enjoying each day with family and friends is the only way I know to make the years slow down.
16. Reading the bible daily requires discipline but is always worth it. I’ve found that my attitude as I respond to life happenings is a direct reflection of my time spent with our God.
17. Always believe the instructions/warnings on a seed packet - especially for watermelons!
18. After walking two miles in 3-degree cold to see Christmas lights in New York, it may not be in your best interests to compare those lights to anything you’ve ever seen before.






























































