1. My wife is so smart.
2.
Sometimes you aren’t supposed to figure out why
a patch of grass in your backyard doesn’t grow well. Sometimes you don’t want
your elderly neighbor to tell you where they buried their horse years ago.
3.
Having three teenage daughters will bring a ton
of joy to your life, improve your ability to read body language, increase your
faith through prayer, and keep you humble as you continually fail to learn how
what they say doesn’t mean what you think it means or what it used to mean.
4.
A special assignment at work is worth it if
you’re surrounded by great people.
5.
Snow skiing trips aren’t for our family.
6.
After comfortably teaching the first daughter to
drive during the pandemic when no one was on the road, teaching the second
daughter to drive more recently was equal parts terrifying and faith-building.
7.
Even though Amazon drivers tore up our lawn four
times previously, my wife still had the most forgiving, compassionate demeanor
with the driver while they waited for a tow truck. Thankfully I was in the
office and able to learn from her patience via text message updates (and calm
down before seeing the lawn).
8.
We shouldn’t have waited five years to build a
turnaround spot in our driveway (see #7).
9.
Moving the firstborn to college was physically
the easiest move ever (thanks to multiple church volunteers who unloaded/moved
everything) and emotionally the toughest move ever. But “the new normal” does
get so much better than it felt while driving home that day.
10.
When attempting to adopt a stray cat that
wanders in the neighborhood, make sure that the cat food is also not tasty to
raccoons, opossums, deer, and coyotes.
11.
Raccoons love bananas!
12.
The waffles in Belgium are entirely different
(and better, actually) than Waffle House.
13.
Paris is overrated. Especially when you visit
during a long layover and one of your kids is struggling sick the entire time.
14.
Clogging has brought so many experiences to our
family, with all three girls enjoying the sport. Seeing all three girls clog in
a college football bowl halftime show for 47k people was just incredible.




















































